Thursday, December 20, 2012

Tips to Prevent Rapes: Government

 For Men
  1. Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks
  2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone
  3. If you decide to help a woman in distress remember not to rape her
  4. Never creep into a woman’s house through an unlocked door/window or sneak up behind her or rape her
  5. If you are unable to stop yourself, ask a friend to always be around you and to alert the cops if needed
  6. Don’t have sex with anyone who is asleep or unconscious – if it is not consensual its rape
  7. If a woman looks at you, get out of her sight. It is not an invitation. You might be tempted later to rape her.
  8. Drop all kinky ideas. You can’t justify rape as surprise sex.
  9. Find innovative new ways to keep yourselves occupied like reading or community service.
  10. Don’t ever eat Chowmein, especially before a date











For Women


  1. Don’t step out of the house after dark
  2. Actually don’t step out of the house at all
  3. Don’t go to parties at locations further than 1 km from your house
  4. If you do, then make sure that no men are present in the party or in within 1 km radius of the party destination
  5. Don’t ask the cops, watchman, step father, brother, etc for help. They might just rape you instead.
  6. Don’t eat Chowmein. Ever
  7. Don’t show any skin, even the Burkha’s shouldn’t have eye holes
  8. Get married before you attain puberty
  9. Actually get married the minute you are born. We don’t acknowledge marital rape as an offense.
  10. Don’t get born as a woman
(With inputs from Ayush Mishra)


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