Tips to Prevent Rapes: Government

 For Men

1. Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks
2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone
3. If you decide to help a woman in distress remember not to rape her
4. Never creep into a woman’s house through an unlocked door/window or sneak up behind her or rape her
5. If you are unable to stop yourself, ask a friend to always be around you and to alert the cops if needed
6. Don’t have sex with anyone who is asleep or unconscious – if it is not consensual its rape
7. If a woman looks at you, get out of her sight. It is not an invitation. You might be tempted later to rape her.
8. Drop all kinky ideas. You can’t justify rape as surprise sex.
9. Find innovative new ways to keep yourselves occupied like reading or community service.
10. Don’t ever eat Chowmein, especially before a date

For Women

1. Don’t step out of the house after dark
2. Actually don’t step out of the house at all
3. Don’t go to parties at locations further than 1 km from your house
4. If you do, then make sure that no men are present in the party or in within 1 km radius of the party destination
5. Don’t ask the cops, watchman, step father, brother, etc for help. They might just rape you instead.
6. Don’t eat Chowmein. Ever
7. Don’t show any skin, even the Burkha’s shouldn’t have eye holes
8. Get married before you attain puberty
9. Actually get married the minute you are born. We don’t acknowledge marital rape as an offense.
10. Don’t get born as a woman

(With inputs from Ayush Mishra)

Do Rapists really Exist?

For Representational purpose only, NOT profiling this person as a typical rapist. Image picked up from google.

1. The constitution doesn’t acknowledge them… as there have hardly been any convictions, so they don’t legally exist in our country.

2. They come in all sizes and shapes – nobody knows how they look like. How will you warn her/anyone against them?

3. They can manifest themselves as friends, family and your friendly neighborhood watchman too … people you are supposed to trust. Just becomes too difficult to explain, right?

4. You cannot provide any do’s and don’ts for your daughter – if you wear only sacks, don’t step out of the house ever, don’t talk to anyone, etc doesn’t hold.

5. There will be no mass movement against rapists in this country… its just not a election worthy issue or more than 2 days media worthy news.

6. There will be no harsh punishment for rapists… as it’s never the fault of the rapist. You must have been ‘asking for it’.

7. As a woman, you are just a statistic while a Rapist is a protected species (by the law/government)